We went apple picking on Friday 9/9/11. I'd never done this before! We both had a great time, amazing weather and fantastic company!!!! A photo recap is below, hopefully it'll depict the fun we had!! Apple Picking ~ Awesome first time experience … [Read more...]
just don't get it…
Lets just say I am an easily confused individual......I can get A's in most every class I've ever taken (since high school) but perhaps we should say I'm a little more book smart a little less street smart, at times!! This provides great entertainment for my friends and leaves me … [Read more...]
Paraprosdokian
Today I learnt that a PARAPROSDOKIAN is a "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." Here is a list of rather funny Paraprosdokians....... 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag … [Read more...]
Monday's Ramblings ~ 8/15/12 ~ Gay or Nay?
Anti-gay Republican Caught Cruising Craigslist For 18-Year-Old Male Prostitute “I'm shocked, shocked to discover there is hypocrisy going on in here.” It turns out that Indiana State Rep, Phil Hinkle, who voted for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, is a fan of … [Read more...]
Monday Random Ramblings……Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore Official Aging Timeline Thanks to buzzfeed we again have some pointless information I can share with you all this Monday morning. Seems as yet another season of Jersey Shore has started on MTV I have decided to dedicate this weeks Random Ramblings to a timeline of … [Read more...]
I, myself, am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions…..
I saw this tattooed on someone’s side in an article about literary tattoos and I really liked it, granted not enough to tattoo it all the way down my side, but the words are good, it makes sense!! How many pieces of you make up the whole you? How is your ‘identity’ … [Read more...]
peeling away the layers….
Stolen from the blog of www.mrandmrspelt.wordpress.com I hope she'll be forgiving ;) LAYER ONE: On the Outside Name: Debbie Birth date: 04/17/1980 Birthplace: Hillbrow, Johannesburg, South Africa Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown Height: 5’2/3 LAYER TWO: On The … [Read more...]
so this one Sunday morning
So……there was this one Sunday morning!! It started out like any other…..Jeanna went to work rather early and my lazy ass laid in bed (this implies it is after hockey season) and slept until roughly 10am!! At which point I very unenthusiastically woke up, rubbed the crap out of … [Read more...]
Monday's Random Ramblings Week 1
Due to the fact that my "original masterpieces" take a considerable amount of time and thought to create, I have now officially named Monday's: Monday's Random Ramblings!! Last week we discussed the wonderful packaging created by the Japanese for one of their desert … [Read more...]
