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my kids dont really tell jokes but my daughter will say silly things. She once told my husband he had a cat with an afro and no claws when they were playing .
Why did the computer squeak? Because somebody stepped on the mouse.
Some bunny loves you!
My 9 year old told me a joke a few weeks ago.. how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.. LOL.. I laugh everytime
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!!!
My nephew told me this What kind of cucumber do you put in a sea salad? A sea cucumber I think he got it from SpongeBob or something lol
What is a pirates favorite restaurant? ARRRRBY’S 🙂
My daughter is all grown and moved out but here’s a little funny for ya >> If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong? ;D
Ever since they learned Knock Knock jokes they tell me the silliest jokes.
my son try to tell me knock knock jokes but they make no sense he laughs and there is no joke like knock knock i say whos there and hell say banna and ill say banna who and he just bust out laughing i dont know but he sure does get a kick out of it its funny cause he just thinks that is the funniest thing banna so i dont know
Have you heard the skunk joke? You don’t want to, it really stinks :p
What do you call a alligator in a vest?
a investagator
Why did the Indians get to America first…because they had reservations ….
Knock knock jokes.
My seven year old son tells me new jokes all the time, some that have been around forever!
I like knock knocks, especially the one with the orange?
Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Theodore—-Theodore who?
A: Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
knock knock jokes are the best!
My oldest son isn’t much of a jokester and the two little ones don’t really get the purpose of jokes yet (2 and 3 years old); however, when my oldest does tell jokes, they tend to be knock knock jokes.
My kids tell me lots of funny things but I can’t think of a one on demand. I like when my daughter says, you got served. She’s 5.
does your socks have a hole in them? no?…..then how do you put them on…lol
My kids are grown and gone. No grandkids either
They sure love the ‘knock-knock’ jokes,they love telling em!
My grandkids love knock knock jokes!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U – neek – up on it.
Where do you take a cow?
To the moooooovies!
How do you make an elephant fly?
With a zipper about thiiisssss big
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in! it’s cold out here!
What’s a ghost’s favorite flavor? BooBerry!!!
they love to tell the interrupting cow knock knock joke mooo
my kids always do corny knock knock jokes, they make a ton of their own, its funny
I don’t have kids but here’s my fav blonde joke (being the bottle blonde that I am).
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the other side
Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it waved.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course.
Why did the banana go to gymnastics? So he could be a banana split!
Knock knock
Who there
Chicken butt in your underware
It’s not nice to say butt or underware.. Mom
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.
they don’t tell jokes really
Why do cows where bells? Because their horns don’t work!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. “Is that you mommy?”
You have 10 (ten) goldfish.
You give 3 to your friend.
4 drown.
How many do You have left?
answer: 7 (goldfish CAN’T drown!)
My son calls eyebrows Bushwackles! =)
Wow. Cant go wrong
Excellent products.